flyarrhea

noun: airbourne diarrhea.

After eating at the all you can eat sushi bar, Chris experienced a nasty case of flyarrhea.

by the storm drains June 29, 2009

fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

fiarrhea

Excrement from the anus usually caused by the digestion of spicy foods. The fecal matter is characterized by a diarrhea-like consistency and results in a burning sensation of varying degree on or around the anus. Particularly unpleasant when mixed with a hangover.

I got the fiarrhea from that spicy shit I ate after going to the bar last night

by Mikesasage January 11, 2006

Firearrhea

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

Firrehea

When you have diarrhea so bad your ass is on fire.

Hey dude my buttcheeks are so chapped cuz I have firrehea

by Jerky Boys February 4, 2013

Fierrhea

When one's ass is on fire due to eplosive diarrhea usually taking place the morning after an extremley spicy meal.

Those chicken wings gave me fierrhea so bad my husband could hear me screaming downstairs. "Oh fuck! My ass-hole is on fire!"

by Jezzibelle Turnip July 30, 2011

firerhea

Extremely hot and spicy bowel movment. See fiarrhea.

That chinese food is gonna give me some nasty firerhea!

by bumbobway September 7, 2005