Finnish

The main language of Finland. Finno-Ugric.
One of the hardest and weirdest languages on Earth.
Contains the best swearwords; saatana, helvetti, kyrpä and essentially perkele.
The tone may sound angry and irritated for tourists, but actually Finnish people are quite nice.
Has some really long words, like "epäjärjestelmällisyydessänsäkään" and "metsämarjatäysmehutiivistepurkki". (Sorry, can't translate them, but they really are accurate Finnish words.)

Finnish SSS: Sauna, Sibelius and Sisu ("Suomalainen sisu" = Finnish hardiness)
By the way, there are not any polar bears walking on streets of Finland; actually, there are no polar bears there at all, except in a Finnish zoo called Korkeasaari.

by Finni September 28, 2007

Finkus

A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.

Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."

by TLC15 August 30, 2016

being Finnish

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

by Svensvensven November 20, 2011

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Finnish hammer

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone

"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "

by MikeXse April 2, 2015

Finnish Headbutt

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area

I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.

by ColtonM02 June 8, 2018

finnsta

(noun) an Instagram where you post funny or stupid pictures to share with only your close friends. it can be the most random picture.

bro, you looked high af in your finnsta pic.

ha, that's cuz I was

by Bailando666 August 26, 2016