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finley jr high

A poor ass shitty school for basics hoes and stoners. If yo kid goes there they finna be pot heads and depressed
by Yomomma.com January 29, 2020
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Grady Finney

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.
"Who's that meme-worthy dude juggling footballs?
"Why, that's good ol' Grady Finney!"
by ShilPhift March 12, 2019
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Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.
"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."
by quasdn June 16, 2016
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finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!
by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018
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Finney Time

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
by yellow yeti November 9, 2012
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Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.
"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."
by prevailingwest September 30, 2021
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Finley

Finley is a epic cutey, he'll give you cuddles and snacks and will love you unconditionally. Finley enjoys movie dates and quite hangouts with best friends. Finley, being mildly shy, is a social butterfly when he's around his loved ones and enjoys their company very much. Finley is such a sweetheart and his grins and chuckles is always contagious. throughout your time with fin-master-general, you will witness some epic gamer moments done by him for example: he will give you hugs or hand squeezes when you're feeling upset or stressed, he'll always check in to make sure your okay and blow up your phone with encouraging and loving texts. Every time Finley and I would chat he'd always find a way to make me giggle or smile and maybe even blush, with kind and heartfelt words that come out of his mouth never fails to make me happy. he has the most adorable aura and I love him to bits. Find yourself a Finley and treasure them. <3
Friend Of Finleys: Let's go to the movies! i'll buy snacks >~<
Finley: Don't worry I got em' already :))
Friend Of Finleys: You shouldn't have!
by Crulbis_x69x December 20, 2019
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