fagnet

(n) a straight guy who is considered VERY attractive by homosexual guys--so much so that many will openly flirt with him. frequently the fagnet will get more attention from men than from women and subsequently feel like he would have better luck on the dating scene if he were in fact gay.

etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"

guy 1: i don't like this bar. tonight, 3 girls have told me to drop dead and 4 dudes have smacked me on the ass. that's like a negative track record.
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.

by jodyOs March 31, 2010

Manny Fagnet

Straight male that attracts homosexual males.

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.

by Doc K September 5, 2008

fagneto

openly gay british actor ian mckellon when he played magneto in x-men.

person 1: what'cha watching? x-men?

person 2: yeah. oh look, fagneto!

by AMERICANBANK$TA May 14, 2009

fagnet

A straight man who is unwillingly considered to be extremely attractive by homosexual males. A conjunction of the terms "fag" and "magnet".

Carl: Hey did he just check you out?

Brad: No dude, no way!

Carl: He DID! You must be a fagnet!

by Schmuall August 19, 2007

fignuts

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.

Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.

by Dookie October 1, 2003

fignuts

An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.

I lost my keys, oh fignuts!

by GreggBrain August 29, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 14, 2003