fig

1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying

1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."

by marco November 16, 2003

fig

A variation on 'fag', and a popular way to insult one of your male companions who is acting effeminate.

You look like a fig in that t-shirt.

by Master Fig April 12, 2009

fig

"fake nig"
If a super white girl fake tans making her look like a black girl, then she's a fig.

Ew look at her tan. She's such a fig.

by yeahgirl February 28, 2010

fig

Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.

1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.

by myncs February 15, 2005

fig

Fig(n)-Quite simply, a flamboyantly gay male, derived from the word figgit (most often heard while playing games with bipolar gothtards)

Figgy(adj)-figlike.

Do these purple sunglasses and baby blue headband make me look like a fig?

by Whiteroachr September 17, 2006

fig

A female wigger. A white girl who thinks she is black.

A white pasty guy who dresses ghetto is a wig - his girlfriend who does the same is a fig

by Devin Winson March 04, 2006

fig

ring peice, old rinkled looking fig.

lick my fig

by i love fig June 15, 2003