it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.
by yola pilch May 01, 2006
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
a person unsuspecting of his/her unusual ways, whether it be aroogance of goofiness, usually of the male gender. A fun word to use as an insult (even when it doesn't apply to the definition), leaving the insultee confounded.
This is only my definition, you must look inside yourself to find your own meaning for the word fife.
This is only my definition, you must look inside yourself to find your own meaning for the word fife.
by nepatriots333 June 24, 2009
1. Ah i fifing hurt my toe
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer
by Chendallrick August 03, 2008
The Kingdom of Fife; a region in the east of Scotland which contains various towns and villages such as Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy, Glenrothes, St Andrews, Cardenden, Cowdenbeath and more farms than you could ever need. Fife is most commonly referred to as a 'shitehole full of inbreds' by the rest of Scotland, most likely due to the fact there is an abundance of cheap council housing, which has made Fife an attractive location for those on low incomes and to those on the dole. This means Fife has been tinged with older generation weegies who cannot afford to live in Glasgow and have thus moved across to Fife, resulting in what seems like a poor imitation of Glasgow and an extremely high number of Rangers and Celtic 'fans'. If you were to walk through a park in Fife, at any night of the week you'd more than likely encounter a group of 14/15 year olds drinking '3 bombs' and shagging in the bushes. It is fairly common for children to leave school at 16 in Fife, either to get an apprenticeship or not uncommonly do a beauty therapy/hairdressing course at a local college. Despite all of this, the shit stain that Fife is known as has chundered out some notable success; Adam Smith, Andrew Carnegie, two professional football teams, the sport of golf and one of the most prestigious Universities in the world in St Andrews University. Those who come from Fife are known as Fifers and common words that appear in Fife conversations include; braw, eh, dinny, ken, mortal, pure, likes.
"Where are you from mate?"
"Fife ken, gonnae go in the shop for us and buy me and ma pals a 3 bomb? Gonnae get mortal and watch the mighty Rangers on ma telly. Could ye get me some johnnys too actually?, might be shagging this pure braw bird the night a met down public the other week eh"
"Fife ken, gonnae go in the shop for us and buy me and ma pals a 3 bomb? Gonnae get mortal and watch the mighty Rangers on ma telly. Could ye get me some johnnys too actually?, might be shagging this pure braw bird the night a met down public the other week eh"
by mrunknown April 23, 2013
An amazing girl. She is nice and down-to-earth to everyone and everyone loves her. She is gorgeous and has amazing hair and a beautiful face! All of the boys have crushes on her.
by Australian cool kids December 08, 2018