Taking and combining the words/phrases of "would hit it", "fap fap fap" etc etc and making the ultimate combo. Fappulous!
Look at that ass, it's fappulous!
by PineappleMonkey April 19, 2008
Get the Fappulous mug.Federal fudge packing prison This vacation package is for those with enough money to splurge and live the good life. Those who can afford this package have left the common law plantation for good and a camel could be shoved through the eye of a needle easier than the possibility of them ever reaching the kingdom. There are no washing machines large enough to launder that much loot. When you sell out and crash the market you will be stuck with it.
Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Lord Bud: FFPP is waiting for those who refuse to accept the truth. My son is my truth and my crowning glory only I may tell his story. (Testify)
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.
Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"
Dude 'Sure, why?'
Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"
Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'
Dude 'Sure, why?'
Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"
Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'
by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009
Get the Fappulence mug.The act of pulling up to the Starbucks drive through and ordering a drink, only to pull up to the window and blow your load in the window workers face.
by Iforget1019 December 1, 2021
Get the Fappuchini mug.Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015
Get the fappuccino mug.A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
Get the Fappuccino mug.1.) An overzealous prank or form of payback between coworkers, room mates, or other forms of partnering in which one's orgasmic discharge is used as creamer in a coffee or other beverage that uses a dairy substance.
Dude, Steve asked for a cup of coffee in bed. I think I'll give him a fappucinno since he decided to tattoo another butterfly on my ankle last night.
by RacistCape69 July 22, 2010
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