Fern

A word that can be changed into any form and used to replace any other word.

We totally fernicated Rich in the woods yesterday.

Fern that man for driving so slowly!

I just fernin' stubbed my toe.

Mother Fern!

Oh my god that movie was so fernacious.

The skeeze's outfit is totally ferny.

by MacNTurk May 22, 2005

Fern

Slang for cannabis.

Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!

by T-Krunk November 9, 2008

Fern

A gorgeous girl. Long blonde hair down to her butt. She has crystal blue eyes and is very tall. She is amazing at sport and loves art. Her personality is Caring, Sweet, Generous. Boys love her!

Omg, she is hot. She must be a Fern!

by rockandroll123 October 22, 2017

Fern

Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.

My friend: “Hey Fern!”
Fern: “Go away!”
My friend: “Why the attitude?”
Me: “Oh, she’s a Fern.”

by Charlotte Robyn July 18, 2020

Fern

To conspicuously spy/creep on someone from a distance while hiding your face behind an object.

We were at the beach and he was ferning on girls from behind that restaurant menu. Everyone saw him though.

by cabaretebandit June 9, 2010

Fern

A mass amount of pubic hair.

I fingered her and she had major fern. Shave that shit, girl!

by theradiokilledmusic December 30, 2011

fern

a kikdykgger

fern is a dirty kikdykgger, the worst of all the inferior

by offsetlion July 3, 2022