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black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.
guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.
by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013
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Friday Privilege

The privilege to beat your step twins as recompense for being with their mother.
Sorry, I'm late because I was finishing up my Friday privilege. Those red-headed kids wouldn't hold still.
by Quotes Farmer June 7, 2019
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Farida

Farida,nicest person you will ever meet, will sacrifice everything to make you happy, you're lucky to have one in your life, her smile lights up the room, just a glance at her will make you feel better.

Farida is bold and unique, has a strong and great personality, she isn't tricked that easily. She won't run around chasing you either hello or goodbye.

Farida is a beautiful positive person.

Farida isn't scared of speaking her mind.

She wants what she wants and she will do almost anything to get it.

Fiesty from the outside but yet so sweet from the inside.

Farida is bubbly and cute.

She's fun and she lights up the mood, farida is so hyper sometimes, she's always exited.

Farida wants the best for her friends and family.

Farida is smart and intelligent.

FARIDA IS GREAAATTT.
lucky to have.
-yo look over there

-what, woaah who's that
-thats farida

-wow
by Jennycool2082 June 6, 2018
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Follow Friday

A marketing initiative on social media to encourage people to follow other users. It is not a bad thing since it can increase your follower count and if you're on Instagram, but on Twitter, these are sent out as a form of inconvenience since it allows every tagged person to blast the others tagged with every reply, like, and retweet the tweet gets. This is especially true if the user doesn't know any of the other users tagged and can be a nuisance if the number of users tagged is large.
Chris: Dude, Angie needs to stop adding me to these Follow Fridays on Twitter. I don't even know who half these users are and I always have to deal with the bullcrap of them blowing up my timeline and notification inbox with GIFs.
Kyle: I know man, they're annoying. Remember the time she tagged both of us in the same Follow Friday? At least you can say "bye" and mute the conversation before anyone starts talking dirty or whatever.
Sydney: She tagged me this morning. I blocked her so that I don't have to deal with this again.
by The Real Driller June 14, 2021
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JoJo Friday

A Friday in which an episode of the anime JoJos Bizarre Adventure airs
We’re you watching the new JoJo episode last JoJo Friday
by Golden Penguin April 21, 2019
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Fonky Monky Friday

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
by K1ts October 30, 2020
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Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.
A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.
by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014
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