Ferguson

a nerd, a geek, a young republican, can be a foe or someone annoying. Originating from Clarissa's evil little brother in Clarissa Explains It All, a popular television show from Nickelodeon in the 90's.

A- come to this party tonight!

B- No, I have to work on this paper.

A- Don't be sucha Ferguson!

by Brandon McMullin January 6, 2008

Ferguson

One of the five ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.

Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes

by godfree34 April 4, 2009

Ferguson

Famously restless suburb in St Louis County, known for being the first major epicenter of Black Lives Matter protests in 2014. Before then it was a suburb with a growing black majority; before 1970 it was a rural-ish sundown town with a now long-gone train station. They say "hurr" instead of "here".

Person 1: I'm from Ferguson
Person 2: Where's that?
Person 1: Right next to St Louis
Person 2: Hm...

by MEESE IS PLURAL February 16, 2021

Ferguson

Perfection in an Asian Form. Under any and all pretenses, he is the peak of evolution

god bless the ferguson

by Crackin Jackin June 6, 2021

Ferguson

A very cute and funny guy who cares for everybody.He is also intelligent and romantic

Ferguson was at the store. He is so cute and funny

by Havilah April 29, 2022

Ferguson

Ferguson (verb): To excuse oneself under vague or urgent circumstances in order to go poop; often used when the situation is too serious, awkward, or time-sensitive to explain in detail. Implies a mission of great personal importance.

“Hey guys, keep the meeting going… I’ve gotta go Ferguson real quick.”
or
“Dude, that burrito hit me sideways—I need to Ferguson immediately.”

by SweetBoobie March 27, 2026

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

by dadzii December 9, 2014