Definitions by SweetBoobie
Ferguson
Ferguson (verb): To excuse oneself under vague or urgent circumstances in order to go poop; often used when the situation is too serious, awkward, or time-sensitive to explain in detail. Implies a mission of great personal importance.
“Hey guys, keep the meeting going… I’ve gotta go Ferguson real quick.”
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“Dude, that burrito hit me sideways—I need to Ferguson immediately.”
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“Dude, that burrito hit me sideways—I need to Ferguson immediately.”
Ferguson by SweetBoobie March 27, 2026