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yard of that fence

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.
Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*
by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021
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Burn the fence down

The slogan of anti-centrism a comedic spinoff of extreme political ideologies. The slogan is calling for everyone considered an extremists to get rid of the metaphorical fence a centrist is on and cause them to pick a side.
Virgin Centrist scum: well I'm not so sure about that...

Chad Anrco-nazbol extremists: BURN THE FENCE DOWN!!!!
by Anonathan Chancler July 12, 2019
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Turtle Fence

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.
by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010
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Catapult Over the Fence

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing
she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest
by kmfrayed April 16, 2012
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Bitch fence

When girls stand close together, in a line, and usually front to back as if each of them were a paling of a fence, to take a picture.

Usually when they are all dressed up and about to go to a club.
"Hey girls, lets make a bitch fence and upload a picture to facebook before we go out."
by Hellfish January 11, 2013
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