Feldner

a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."

"That Feldner gave me a welt..."

"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."

"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."

by nekedboy December 18, 2009

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010

feltersnatch

usualy said after getting laid for bragging rights

ya i feltersnatch,i feltersnatch all night long

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Felter

A Felter is one with a massive cock and usually is the quiet one in a friend group.

You better watch out for the Felter or you will be hurting the next morning.

by ChaChaSlide69 December 27, 2023