Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011

Feetkini tan

The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs

I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows

by king gooch April 25, 2010

felkini

The guy with the biggest penis in the world

I wish i had a penis like felkini

by Nut crunsher February 21, 2017

Felkin

A royal name fit for a king. If your name is Felkin you probably don’t have a hard time pulling bitches.

Yo a Felkin just stole my girl

All hail lord Felkin

by Jesauce May 28, 2020

fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

by the garstar June 8, 2023

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

felking

when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024