frenchbooking

Popping french fries with one hand, checking status updates and shit on facebook with the other until the fries are all gone and your keys are salty salty!

Franny was cold so she popped into MckyD's for a little frenchbooking.

by etchasketchy January 11, 2009

feckbook

Used while explaining that facebook is a load of old crap.

I'm not on feckbook it's full of feckers.

by Dingodrum December 16, 2007

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

felchbox

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.

"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

Frenchbooking

When you are so bored because you live in Oklahoma and your snowed in so you resort to posting things on facebook in french

Colton was totally Frenchbooking all day

by Frenchman99 February 23, 2011