Feef

The extraordinarily rare event in which a fart and a queef occur simultaneously.

1. "It smells like shit and vagina in here... Did you just feef!?"

2. "I heard two separate fart noises and felt air brush across my ballsack. Per chance, you feefed."

by Wolf House March 12, 2013

feef

A combination of socks,two rubber gloves,and some tape used to simulate a vagina.

I squirted some lotion into my feef and fucked it while looking at the page from the womens underwear section of the clothing catalogue.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Feef

Similar to a queef. It's the gassy sound that is made when a man pulls his dick out of an anus, of a girl or a guy, during anal intercourse. This sound is not a fart. Rather, it is caused by the combination of K-Y Jelly and air being pushed into the ass during sex.

"So, I was fucking this girl in the ass the other day, and when I pulled my dick out, she let out this massive feef!!"

by Diodon January 2, 2009

Feef

FIFA Soccer game on Xbox or Playstation

Everyone was sheeshin' n feefin.

There's lots of feef going on in this apartment.

by MrSheesher March 15, 2011

Feef

Feef and a foof

I got toffee in my feef

by Chazleehan April 21, 2021

Feef

A gorgeous guy with a beautiful personality and an enormous dick.

I would fuck Feef all nightlong.

by Feef_lover_69 June 10, 2021

Feef

Feef
Cat

(feefing: cat-like)
(feefer: someone of a cat)

You are a feefing idiot.
Feef you.
I have a dog not a feef.
OOTI is feefing amazing.
You are the feef's meow.

by OOTI A February 11, 2008