Feed the Cat 

When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.

Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat

Feed the Cat by Snipes888 May 25, 2018

feed the cat 

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

feed the cat by jadefyre// January 20, 2009

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

jacking the dog off to feed the cat by Neil White November 5, 2008

feed the cats 

A phrase used in place of vomiting.

She got so drunk, she was feeding the cats all night.

feed the cats by Alissa August 21, 2003

feed the cats 

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

feed the cats by Dj damrow September 25, 2007

Feed the cattle 

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

Feed the cattle by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

Feed the catfish 

Take a shit

I need to feed the catfish before we head to the game.

You kids better go feed the catfish before you go to bed so you don't have an accident.

Feed the catfish by Mr. Fuh-q April 16, 2017