fuckered

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.

That drift car is fuckered man... You can tell it has been drifted backwards into a wall.

by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019

fuckered up

getting so drunk you don't give a damn how many suffixes you use! Mainly used in a "red neck" tone of voice.

Jake- Tonight is not gonna be fun.

Joe- I don't care, I'm getting fuckered up either way!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

fuckered up

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means

Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.

by EviLCorey September 10, 2003

felkered

the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.

God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.

by Big Sillly April 14, 2010

fuckered

The state of mind experienced after more than a day of drug use in the Agricola compound. Can also be modified with "jigger" to mean a state of being completely unhinged and unfit for public consumption.

Man, I've been here on Agricola Street getting fuckin fuckered off my ass for three days now.

I'm so jigger-fuckered I can't even sign my own name.

by emdashed March 31, 2004

Fuckered Up

Basically it means Fucked up. But it's a way cooler way of saying it.

"Lemme fix your website, cuz it's all fuckered up"

by Teufel October 5, 2005