fauxmophobic

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)

Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

fauxmo

Slang version of fauxmosexual.
Straight men who act, look, and dress if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.

He's not gay, just a fauxmo.

by MJG October 20, 2003

Feauxto

A photographic image that has been manipulated in a computer beyond all recognition; a photo that doesn't look like a photo.

That gorgeous picture of your girlfriend has been through so much Photoshop that it's practically a feauxto.

by Melissa Juvan April 11, 2008

fauxmosexual

1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, fag hag)

Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

feaux 'mo' fashion show

Faux = false or fake. 'mo' is short for "homo(sexual)". Therefore "feaux 'mo' fashion show" means a man wearing clothes that might cause him to appear gay, even though he is not. Such as when a man accidentally (or purposely, for lack of clean clothes) wears an item of his wife's or girlfriend's clothing, not something as overtly feminine as a dress, but, say, some women's jeans, or a shirt that almost, but not quite, looks like a man's shirt.

THOMPSON: Look at the "feaux 'mo' fashion show". It looks like Jeff is accidentally wearing Sarah's CHIC jeans again!

by Jeff Goven January 22, 2007

fauxmous

(Fo-Muss) Someone who everyone knows is famous, but no one really knows why. Especially any participant on reality television, child of someone who has actually earner their fame, or professional party goer.

I always see Kim Kardashian on Page Six, but she has never done anything. She is so fauxmous.

by NormanV January 10, 2008

fauxmo

1. A pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite sex. See: Girls Gone Wild; Tom Cruise.

2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. Comic hilarity usually ensues. See: Any movie starring Matthew Perry.

Fauxmo's are the new snags.

by peerless October 7, 2005