(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatio mug.A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.
"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
by Melonn November 13, 2013
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Fauxlet (Fo-lett): A word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can't bring themselves to ask for it.
A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.
A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.
Example 1:
Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"
Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."
Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"
Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."
by Cheen Kween March 8, 2010
Get the Fauxlet mug.Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job. A broader version of Mockney.
A:Piers told me that he was proud to be a working class hero.
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian
by Cedric45 February 17, 2009
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1. presenting something/one's self as pertaining or belonging to the proletariat.
–noun
3. a purported member of the proletariat.
1. presenting something/one's self as pertaining or belonging to the proletariat.
–noun
3. a purported member of the proletariat.
by aejae April 28, 2010
Get the fauxletarian mug.A fake commute. A faux commute, from the French “faux” meaning “fake or false”.
A portmanteau word, which is French for suitcase, incidentally.
A portmanteau word, which is French for suitcase, incidentally.
“I fauxmute to the back bedroom via 25mins of yoga on the lawn.”
“I see you are faux commuting every morning. Fauxmuting, if you will!”
“Oh yes I ‘fauxmute’. It’s like I’m commuting. From my home, via the park, to my sodding home.”
“I am fauxmuting on my Brompton for 40 minutes. It transforms my morning energy!”
“I see you are faux commuting every morning. Fauxmuting, if you will!”
“Oh yes I ‘fauxmute’. It’s like I’m commuting. From my home, via the park, to my sodding home.”
“I am fauxmuting on my Brompton for 40 minutes. It transforms my morning energy!”
by Mr__Dom March 11, 2021
Get the Fauxmute mug."Dude, did you hear about Sally's new boyfriend? He looks like a total douchebag."
"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."
"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."
by AMAHAHA August 5, 2008
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