fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

by adods May 11, 2009

fauxning

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid speaking to someone on the street

As the signature petition gatherer approached, she was quickly fauxning in a call on her cell phone

by steve garvey August 16, 2008

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 2, 2006

faulking

The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.

Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.

by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009

fuxking

Mostly texted as a misspelling of the word fucking, fuxking can be also used to describe someone who is crowned as a person who is good in bed. "King of the fucks."

Person A: So how was last night.
Person B. I think she enjoyed it. Kept saying I was the best she ever had.
Person A: Oh, you were her fuxking?

by um...ok August 26, 2017

Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex.

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 5, 2008