fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009

Fauxbo

A combination of the words "faux" and "hobo" - a person of sound financial means, whether by their own employment of outside funds, who chooses to take on the appearance and level of hygiene of a vagrant or otherwise homeless individual.

"That outdoor music festival was a total fauxbo convention."

"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."

"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."

by OkieHebrew June 12, 2014

fauxbola

The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.

Jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd 'I probably have Ebola you know' but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.

by Maryjade October 28, 2014

fauxbo

A fake bohemian. Someone who dresses in attire typical to the bohemian lifestyle; someone who purposefully assumes the appearance of being nontraditional, artsy, and/or poor, but does so for fashion or personal appearance purposes only.

Wow, that guy in the Porsche with the flannel plaid shirt, horn-rimmed glasses, torn jeans, and beaten-up converse tennis shoes is such a fauxbo.

by Nessy11 December 29, 2010

Fauxbook

A fake Facebook profile created to help one's apps. From pictures to about me to their favorite books are filled out, even interaction with other users all just to help out a farm or restaurant.

Char'Donay Ramone isn't a real person, its a fauxbook, Chris made her up so he'd have more help for his hotel on Hotel City.

by OprahWINfree May 21, 2010

fauxboyant

Pseudo-flamboyant, often applicable to gay community members displaying opulence beyond their means

"Jonathan" was so fauxboyantly pleased with his new smart phone after his theatrical phone smashing party trick, he raced off in his fancy car, but he was soon sulking as he couldn't afford to pay for them... Poor boy.

by Leisure Bay November 1, 2013

fauxbo

1 : a migratory worker who frequent most large west coast cities asking for "quarters to make a phone call" or "money for bus fare/hamburger" or "help for sick one eyed dog" or (the honest approach) "my mom grounded me so and i ran away from home, i just need to get high"

2 : a FAKE homeless vagabond who, on a good day of panhandling, will rake in more money than you made working at your suffocating desk job.

fauxbos are usually wearing designer punk clothing worth more than anything in your own raggity wardrobe.

by glis February 11, 2006