FAU

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to FAU today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

by dime bag darell May 21, 2006

FAU

FAU=Find Another University, where nothing goes on, the kids are retarded, and you would think they hire their staff from mental institutions. Horrible social scene the campus is completely dead every weekend and all you hear is the students complaining about how much they hate FAU and where they are transferring to.

Guy 1: Yo guess what I'm going to FAU!

Guy 2: Find Another University?

Guy 1: Yea, well its the only school that accepted me.

Guy 2: I feel bad for you, that school sucks.

by xjk32424 December 23, 2010

FAU

Fat And Ugly

Dude, that chick is FAU but it is 3am and options are limited.

by phogel September 1, 2009

FAU

Florida Atlantic University or if you want to make a joke with a fat kid Fat Ass University.

1. James: Hey where u going for college?
Mike: I'm goin to FAU

2. James: Hey fatass where u goin to college?
Mike:I'm goin to FAU
James:U mean Fat Ass University!!!

by German Nieto April 13, 2007

FAU

Florida Atlantic University, aka Fucking Awesome University. Minutes from the beach and able to (successfully) defend paradise (most of the time)! Go owls!

FAU Defends Paradise!

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

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by Perry Menos January 20, 2022

fause

something that is false, or whose validity is called into question. Usage is usually to "call fause on something/someone"

Matt was giving me a line of bullshit, so I called fause on him.

Evan says that Avril Lavigne is good music... I totally call fause on that.

by Captain Correcto June 11, 2004