Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

by bwatson December 30, 2007

All Fattered Up

Having sex with fat chicks.

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.

by Awalk October 13, 2005

Fatures

Any distinct fat areas on the body that are noticable whether it be through clothing or otherwise.

As she sat in her chair, her fatures of the booty became very visible. Someone cover it with a blanket!

by SugarfaceC October 26, 2010

Double Fagture

Watching two LGBTQ+ movies back-to-back, a gay double feature

Lets watch a double fagture tonight! Birdcage then Rocketman or Rocketman then Birdcage?

by devilsrighthandbitxh February 6, 2021

Fagture

the culture of being a fag, or the culture of acting as if one is on drugs involuntarily.

exboyfriends are able to rub off their fagture on you if you spend too much time with them.

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy+z August 16, 2009

fattered

A shapely and pleasant looking ass, usually something accompanied by muscular thighs and hips. A gender neutral adjective word though mostly seen on gay gym bunnies. Not to be confused with" Table top ass" "Donk" or "Fattie". Synonyms for Bubble butt, muscle butt, and cake ass.

Shapely gym bunny walls by two guys.

Straight Guy 1: Shit! Did you see that?

Straight Guy 2: Hell yeah, That fattered gym bunny?! I'd hit it. No homo

Guy 1: Dude.......

Booty Bubble butt pass the ass

by Asstothegrass24 September 13, 2016

Fapture

A mixture from the words "fap" (also masturbating) and "picture". Meaning a picture someone jerks off to.
Uncommon alternative to "nasty videos".

Dude 1: Hey, have ya seen my fapture collection?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I only jerk off to videos.

by hagridlovesbananasmorethanyou February 2, 2014