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farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.
"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."
by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007
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Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
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farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
by captainlarry February 8, 2010
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veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
by ginger petunia May 16, 2004
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fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.
"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."
by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013
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SHUSH FATTIES

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.
by PigMacLord February 9, 2015
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