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fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.
Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*

Twilight Fangirl 

Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.
Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"
Twilight Fangirl by bikechick August 14, 2009

Fangirl Syndrome 

The point at which fangirling becomes a personality trait rather than moments of weakness when seeing something or someone relating to their "affection".
She has come down with Fangirl Syndrome. We have lost her to the fandom.

Fangirling 

The art of obsessing over fandoms, the characters in the fandoms, the actors who play the character ( if the fandom is a film/show ) etc.......
Just saying something to do with a fangirls fandom will usually lead to them frantically crashing into the room youre in making high pitched sounds that to you might sound meaningless, but to other fangirls will make total sense
Person : Dean Winchest-
*loud crashing noises*
*sound of footsteps*
Fangirl: ASDFHIHEWCBEDIHBQQDIYCBFQEYULCQGEDTOUCEDQVTOQWDVUWVUTWSYVQDWGUVWXUK WHO THE HECKLES JENSEN ACKLES SAID THE NAME OF BABY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Person: fangirling again?
Fangirl: *nods while spasming on the floor*
Fangirling by Sabrielxdestiel April 5, 2015

sans fangirl 

Someone who really likes sans undertale likes them so much they start to fangirl over them, pretending that they are sans' wife, even though sans is a fictional character. If you try to talk some sense into them, they'll just keep coming at you with shitty videos of their oc killing you.
Fangirl: OMGG!!!!, I THINK SANS IS SOO CUUTEE!!!!!!
Sensible human being: you know sans isn't real?
Fangirl: BUT I WANT HIM AS MY HUSBAND!!!!! I'M HIS WIFE NOW
S.H.B.: But he's a fictional character.
Fangirl: FRICK YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE A KILLING VIDEO ON YOU!!!!
S.H.B.: you're just another sans fangirl.
sans fangirl by rshiba April 18, 2019
A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions.
Hugh Jackman: 'ello.
Fangirl: SQUEEEEEE! *immediately attaches to Jackman's leg*
Jackman: Security!
fangirl by Sita Snape May 2, 2003