by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
Get the fasturbatingmug. 1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
by mirror-noir September 28, 2009
Get the fasturbatemug. by b9xxx January 14, 2008
Get the Fasturbatemug. by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015
Get the fasturbatingmug. Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
by juliocoolio December 20, 2008
Get the Fasturbatingmug. by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012
Get the fasturbatemug. The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 2, 2008
Get the Fasturbatemug.