falstalgia

a misguided feeling of nostalgia,
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for

When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia

by falstalgic February 20, 2013

Falsalgia

False Nostalgia. A weird sense of nostalgia for a past event or time that you never personally experienced. Otherwise known as Empathetic Confusion.

"Man, Heartbeats by the Knife fills me with Falsalgia."

by Jenka January 20, 2013

Fartaliar

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

Flamstalgia

When someone hates a new or old installment of a series. Even if the newer/older version is superior in every way, one who has Flamstalgia will find something to complain about, and say how it doesn't compare to the version they played and loved originally.

Veteran Player: I am tired of this Modern Warfare 3 nonsense, COD 4 was the shit man.
New Player: No man Modern Warfare 3 is the king of COD, it doesn't suck. I tried COD 4, it is terrible.
Non Player: They are both very similar and you guys just have Flamstalgia.

by Frenes August 3, 2012

fataliate

To fail at retaliation

Sam: "I punched him in the dangles"
Jon: "What did he do?"
Sam: "He fataliated"

by Bob Kelsoe January 22, 2010

Pastalgia

a situation that brings up powerful emotions through reminiscing; a word combination between passionate and nostalgia

adj. pastalgic

1.) "I remember having feelings of Pastalgia the first time I saw Star Wars in a movie theater."

2.) John married the girl of his dreams: that was certainly a pastalgic moment.

by Ninja_king February 21, 2010

nastalgia

Bad memories. Any incident you remember and wished never happened.

nastalgia, the bad ol' days.

by raccoonkid230 February 13, 2009