Fartcart

Making a butt load of fart glasses and putting it into a shopping cart. Then rolling the cart into a mall of people.

Those people pissed me off. I'm gonna deliver a fartcart to their office.

by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010

fartscape

A landscape of stink, created from the expulsion of gas from the anus. Can be silent-but-deadly while on the move.

Every Wednesday, Ralph ends up leaving behind a dense fartscape wherever he goes.

by Trumpy Cat July 9, 2017

Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.

Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

by Tony June 19, 2006

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

fartsnart

It’s a fart and a sneeze combined

Man I’m gonna do a crazy (fartsnart)

by Biggie Cheese 248 December 20, 2017

Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018