fartoise

an artificial noise that is similar to a sound of human fart.

Jimbo: Was that you?
Lenny: No no! that's just a fartoise from the chair.

by xebecs May 26, 2012

Factoids

Facts or factos. Means that something is correct. The word is created my the NOMADIC MANJI GANG, making the word one of the most important words ever.

Friend: My grandma died, she’s happy in heaven and stuff
Me: factoids

by NOMADIC March 29, 2022

Factoided

Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.

Sam: Ben Franklin was a president
Maeve: Naaaaa... Factoided

by Megladonrider June 1, 2020

fartoil

Residue, not specifically poo in nature, residing in, or around the fart zone. Also, the essence thereof.

I may have slipped in the fartoil emanating from the ladies room.

by eyemoco August 9, 2013

Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man

Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

factoid

a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)

He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.

by Light Joker October 26, 2004