Falmouth Academy

Pretty decent school with a total of 3 black people and (supposedly) 1 hispanic. Throws decent basement parties. Thinks 86 sucks. Everyone there knows that basketball is just a warm-up season for Lacrosse and Soccer. Not very urban. Actually, not urban in the slightest bit.

Seen that ghetto kid? He's not from Falmouth Academy.

by ... December 21, 2004

falmouth

Decent size town of around 40,000 residents. Located on upper part of the cape, borders the towns bourne to the north and mashpee to the east. A lot of beaches, with Old Silver being the most popular. Some decent bars, and plenty of stuff to do in the summer or the winter if your looking to keep busy. The racial make up of the town consists, of 73% white, non hispanic, 12% black african decent, 7% Native American Indian, 3% Hispanic, and 5% other. An unusual amount of crime that happens there, usually drug related, but is kept low key so tourist will keep coming. Tourist revinues are a huge part of local business revenues. The majority of crime happens in east falmouth and teaticket sections of town. The town averaged 1 to 3 murders a year over the last 6 years. Although since 2004 violent crime there has risen to above both state and national averages. There are a few gangs still existing, the depleted BRP, (the barrows road posse) the BLVD, (the boulavard) Seacoase killas, and the HH heavy hitters. A moderate size High School with around 1500 kids and decent athletics. A lot of recent changes occuring in development of the town, becoming much more city like. For the past three years the town of falmouth has lead the state of massachusetts in developement of 40B project low-income affodable housing. Overall Falmouth is a good place, but like any other upside there is always a downside. Be carefull of certain neighborhoods, people and places, when visiting and you will enjoy your stay.

One person: Falmouth is a great place.
Other: yea not east falmouth. my friend got into a fight with some kid and got stabbed at a party there last summer.

by Obsevationalist November 9, 2008

Fortmonth

Derived from Fortnite and Month, meaning a period of 2 months.

You've been a drifter for narry fortmonth Theodore.

by Lefty Activist November 18, 2020

East Falmouth

The 02536, as it's inhabitants lovingly refer to it, is simply put, the greatest village in the world.

Also known as the center of the universe, East Falmouth is a tight knit community of friendly, happy and amazingly attractive people.

In East Falmouth there is no crime, everyone gets along, everything is free, but it wouldn't matter if it weren't since money grows in what is known as money bogs. Also the streets are paved in gold and the street signs are diamond studded.

Also nobody ever gets sick and people live forever there.

East Falmouth is united by a community site at go2536.com

Insane Tony and his cousin Ron have been growing money in their family owned money bog in East Falmouth for 327 years and plan to continue forever since they will never die.

by the-goat January 10, 2009

Dartmouth

A four-year liberal arts institution in the Ivy League, Dartmouth is known for being the GREATEST F___ING SCHOOL ON EARTH. Despite being the smallest Ivy league school, it owns every other school in the league. And the food's pretty good too.

Dartmouth is awesome.

by Rev. Wheelock November 1, 2006

fartmosphere

A collection of farticles released into an area upon flatulating.

I totally just walked into your fartmosphere.

by Steve Day May 22, 2008

Dartmouth Caesar

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink

(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"

by Nickels McNiner June 25, 2009