Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009

UB-Fortified

To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.

"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Fortified right about now."

by Downtown Betty October 12, 2005

fortified

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

by MylesB April 1, 2008

fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

by babies everywhere August 28, 2006

fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too

"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"

by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006

Fartified

Being so scared you fart

“When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”

by Seikopath November 29, 2021