When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008
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Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.
Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.
by tttico February 6, 2010
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The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
by FartSmeller September 2, 2014
Get the Sir Farty Fartsalot mug.When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008
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I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!
by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012
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by Stickwood1 April 23, 2010
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by manny420 October 30, 2013
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