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Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.
I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.
by JBuck December 2, 2013
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Farmer's Tan

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.
Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.
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Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.
Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!
by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008
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farmers tan

When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.
After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!
by for you to decide June 27, 2003
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farmers tan

eddy has been gay so we gonna spred this farmers tan sauce on his chair.
by gibby12 April 24, 2008
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Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 29, 2010
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Dirty Farmers Tan

When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.
by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009
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