farnworth

Farnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.

Farnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.

by fiesty August 10, 2007

Farnworth Rash

A black eye, often sported by persons from the region of Bolton in the North of England on a sunday morning.

Kicked off outside the Freemasons Saturday Night, my mate came away with a Farnworth Rash.

by jimbo271uk January 20, 2010

Fapworthy

Someone worthy of Masturbating to

Melly sure is Fapworthy!

by Graxzious1 January 26, 2013

fapworthy

To be sexually desirable to induced the need to masturbate.

She didn't need to undress, she was totally fapworthy

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

Forkworthy

An act of extreme brilliance, intelligence, lunacy, originality, or douchebaggery. Usually a product of spur of the moments activities and friendly competition. A "forkworthy" act defies most common logic and always results in the transference of a meaningful yet utterly useless white plastic fork.

1: Jon's idea to drive into the mountains Indiana Jones style was so forkworthy!

2: NARCing out that party was so forkworthy, the guy was a b!tch anyways!

by Forkmeisters October 16, 2008

fuckworthy

When a situation arises where the exclamation of the word FUCK! is politically correct.

Oh my god my phones not letting me see my picturessss

FUCK.

No. Like its really okay..i just neeed a memory card...that really wasn't fuckworthy.

by eyVANN'E August 2, 2008