fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.

I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.

by tale slate December 1, 2013

farplington

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.

thats farplington.

by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023

farfling

after the annoying sound the cup makes (see snarfling) there is nothing but air coming through the straw. This is farfling

Cassie, you drank all the snarfle and now you're farfling.

by s@m0wiTz December 29, 2009

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008