Fartoon

To mentally eject a concept, responsibility, memory, or basic piece of information from your brain with zero intention of revisiting it. A deliberate, shameless act of skipping over something inconvenient, boring, or confusing. Stronger than “forget,” more intentional than “overlook,” and usually done for personal peace, chaos, or playful avoidance.

Forms:
• fartooned (past tense)
• fartooning (present participle)
• fartoonable (adj.) — capable of being mentally discarded

I saw the email about the ‘quick team update,’ immediately fartooned it

by Racycaseyyy January 28, 2026