Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

facebook fantasizing

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

by bigmissy April 16, 2010

Urination Fantasization

Urination fantasization is the fantasy of pee and being pee’d on. It is basically a fetish of pee/urine.

Kim: Pee on these nice big tits daddy
Joe: Alright babe! *pees on Kim*
Kim: Ahh yes! I love it!
Narrator: This is,
Urination Fantasization

by Sir Chicken December 29, 2019

fantasiser

Someone who plays of a fantasy sports team.

Sof is a fantasiser.

by sofsta April 6, 2010

fatasizing

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.

Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD)

1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!

I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

by Ashy g February 14, 2012

fantasie

The most delicious alcoholic drink known to man. created during spring break 2006 by two ingenious teenagers while visiting italy. They noticed that orange fanta was absolulty delicious and so was vodka, why not mix them? well it led to the best drink ever

"Hey girl, i just drank some fantasie, and you be lookin' dayuummm fine, how 'bout you let me a zoom a zoom zoom in ya boom boom?"

by TJ Alaimo April 30, 2006