Fappories

A memory which is so arousing you fap.

Guy; I have the best memories with her..
Guy2; You mean fappories!

by Maiviana September 25, 2016

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v

Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V

by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016

fappOr

a wankOr

he's just another random fappOr

by Biatch October 31, 2003

fapcorn

1. The semen that accumulates and dries underneath one's foreskin after excessive masturbation. It roughly resembles white popcorn kernels.

"Dude, I had all weekend off. No one came by and it was great. That reminds me... Gotta go harvest the fapcorn."

by Mazidisclass October 15, 2009

fappOr

someone who believes malpractice makes perfect.

Oh great, another fuggin' fappOr.

by Quietus November 10, 2003

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019