Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

Fappercise

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.

I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.

by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010

Fappered Out

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

by particulus May 16, 2011

chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.

I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW

by fatmarrow June 20, 2010

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011