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fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.
theac fanterbates to BVA
by genmay June 8, 2004
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fantods

But by and by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fantods. --Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn
by Chuck kuhlman July 6, 2006
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Fanged Four

Four vampires from the TV series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', who lived and hunted together in the late 1800s. Individually, they were: Darla, Angelus, Drusilla and William (later known as 'Spike').

After Angelus was cursed with a soul, they disbanded and went their separate ways; though they all ended up in Sunnydale, CA at some point between 1997-2003.
'So Spike, Angel, Dru and Darla...are together again?'

'Looks like. Fanged Four want another go at the glory days.'
by Aisling Chapel January 25, 2010
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Fanned out

The urge to keep in constant contact, observation, upkeep, or status of some-thing or one.
Person 1: “I dont want to follow her on every socialmedia account she might notice im copying a few things”
Person 2: “You sound fanned out if you like her style why not just say that & keep finding your own”
<person 1 is an example of fanned out>
Person 1: “Girl They spam liked all my photos - you think he wants my attention?”
Person 2 : “They either likes you alot, is interested, or wants to hear from you but you dont have to fan out about it or fangirl over it.”
<Person #2 is an expample of being fanned out >

Copying/mirroring lifestyle, outcome, and or personality & life history as a means to delude self from reality of life or events occuring while creating a delusion for yourself that if you copy someone they wont like you so you have to be an open supporting fan just in case others notice you engaging in the facade of minimizing yourself into things socially acceptable to be liked, loved, valued, virtuous, and or admired when engaging or viewed by those outside of your own perspectives.

Girl basically calming techniques or sensory techniques (sound, touch, taste, change in feeling) weather described or given in example that you have a connection to weather physically or mentally outside of spirituality and religion
by Jhannwitdaplannn January 29, 2023
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Funted

The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.
Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.
by DudeBilly April 20, 2017
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I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
by goodlord! January 5, 2021
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damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
by theleroy27 February 17, 2017
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