Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.

Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,

by btrev October 19, 2010

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018

Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

Fank

A Facebook Wank.

Ok bro i'm just going to have a Fank then come right over..

Ohh god that was a good Fank.

Tonight Im gonna have a ripper of a Fank over that girl I saw in town.

by KevinMcc27 December 27, 2011

fank

To masturpate over a person/persons/groups of persons on facebook, or any sort of social networking site (persons must be over 18, or it is known as paedofanking).

I fanked one off to your mum last night

by kris!!? April 13, 2008