Fakeation

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

status-faction

Being satisfied with the amount of comments and likes recieved on a facebook status.

Facebook user: Wow 46 likes and 123 comments. now thats status-faction

by diego montanegro March 1, 2010

Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

Despair Faction

A fan club for AFI which provides exclusive privleges for diehard fans, a "way for us to give back to the band" (quote Davey Havok) and it, overall, very much worth the 30 bucks. Abbreviation: DF

The Despair Faction kicks ass.

by crucifiedhavok28 February 26, 2004

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

science faction

refers to:
(1) Actual scientific discoveries or inventions that are so hard to believe as to be commonly mistaken for science fiction.

(2) A speculative technological discovery or invention specifically referred to in past science fiction writing that has since become true.

Apparently an invisibility cloak has become science faction as military scientists have discovered a reflective material that can bend light around a subject making the subject effectively invisible.

by Gregory B Russell February 11, 2009