Faki

a fucking paki

look at that faki

by o'patty October 21, 2010

Faki

1) A Faki is a person who has one parent of Finnish origin and another of Pakistani origin. Typically, Faki's have very undesirable traits, which include excessive facial and body hair, extremely pale skin, inability to speak English, constant desire to sleep and be unfathomably lazy, with many also lacking any form or derivation of closing game.

2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.

Hey Faki, why don't you go back to Fakistania and run free with your own people?

Faki you.

Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.

by Lyan McGregor March 17, 2010

fakie

When you can't seem to cum after gratuitous amounts of sex and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.

"I couldn't pop it, so I pulled a fakie on her."

by Psyclone May 13, 2005

fakie

When you take a selfie with someone you don't like but pretend you are best friends with whenever you are around them.

Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are

by gd1107 April 10, 2016

fakie

Fakie is placed in front of a location to indicate that you will be travelling to that location but will be returning to your current location.

I'm doing a home to fakie to change my outfit, it is not suited for this precise event.

by THe MSTER August 6, 2009

fakie

When a guy is eating a girl out she takes a piss all over his face or in his mouth.

He pissed me off so I gave him a fakie.

by foxontherun December 5, 2004

faky

A combonation between fat and queer.

David Nefzquer is the biggest faky that walks this earth.

by Drew Seaton May 13, 2005