failron

a combination of fail & moronic

dude!.. that code is total failron!

by evil-twin July 15, 2009

Failtography

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

by Phauxed December 16, 2010

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

failion

a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information

"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."

by iNhibitor March 22, 2009

failionaire

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.

you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020

failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010