Failsauce

A word that is implied to have something to do with fail. This is correct. This can mean anyone including:
1. a n00b or noob
2. a stupid person
3. anything that fails

n00bs fail. they are the ones that make up the great failsauce nation.

by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008

failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this

when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008

Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

failface

Failface is when someone tries to insult you but they fail miserably at it.

Can be used with careface & tryface.
Could be conjugated with the word epic making it epic-failface.

Stop slinging fail cakes around and saying this afterwards. You should probably eat one of those since you're so failface.

by Nicole Careface March 3, 2009

Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

Fapsauce

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)

Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.

by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011