Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Failometer

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

Failosophy

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)

You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."

by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

failopoly

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.

Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.

by John_ June 20, 2008

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

by p_e_ December 16, 2008

failwhale

The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.

Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

Sad that Twitter had failed just when he needed it most, he was somewhat consoled by the appearance of his beloved Failwhale.

by NenyaQuende June 16, 2008

Failony

A crime in which you commit an intense fail.

You've just commited a failony, we're taking you in.

by Donald M February 1, 2009