fugmuffin

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Fagmuffin

Someone who acts like a total queer. If you see someone you would classify a fagmuffin, initiate wordCode Rainbow/word.

Man, look at that fagmuffin, thank God I don't know him!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003

Fagmuffin

A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.

"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."

by SmartyPants1994 December 1, 2009

fagpuff

a fat scenester, generally related to those who listen to horrible music and obsessively worship the band members.

eww, look at that nasty fagpuffs hair.

by Hollyyy June 13, 2007

Fagamuffin

A homosexual that enjoys muffins.

That fagamuffin Over there really enjoys chocolate chip.

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

fragmuffin

a term to express frustration.

Fragmuffin! Kailem doesn't believe me!

by tashalaughs February 13, 2006