fafillion

An extremely large number that is ultimately totally arbitrary in nature.

"I have a million fafillion dollars."

by ME!!! May 13, 2005

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

Faffin

When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.

That cunts faffin up a storm!

by Faffinatress January 4, 2020

faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

Fafnir

The act of one man forcing his testicles into the rectum of another man, then they move around in a gyrating fashion, similar to Bastian riding Falkor in the movie "The NeverEnding Story."

"I really like dragons and gyrating, so we do the Fafnir a lot."

by Mr. Code May 8, 2008

fafinaf

1. The Crust on your eyes when you wake up at 2.
2. That fucking annoying furry lid on the toilet seat that falls in the middle of a piss.
3. A case of morning wood when you have company in your room.

1. Fafinaf can not be used in a setence. It is just there.

by fierce March 17, 2004

Fafoin

A fucking obnoxious insulting asshole, a user on mIRC, Undernet, #terrebonne.

Fafoin sucks.

by Delf June 22, 2003