Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

facting

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

fucxting

Text messaging during the act of having sex.

I was fucxting you last night

by manglue June 11, 2011

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

faxting

The act of faxing back and forth.

Michael: I got a new fax machine yesterday. I stayed up all night faxting!
Craig: That's some 20th century shit, bro.

by mikezilla September 29, 2011

Faceting

Faceting fəˈsēSHing verb

One who is kidding another.

The verb of facetious.

My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.

Me: Are you faceting me right now?

by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019

facting

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

by attackah December 4, 2020